RT @jeffjarvis: Media haven’t covered @howardstern’s Twitter call fun, but Tweetscenter has: http://t.co/SurE3mxo

RT @badbanana: Has the NORAD Santa tracker stopped working? It says he’s been at the Cheetahs Club in NYC for the past 32 hours.

RT @chrisfairbanks: This airline sure has a quirky safety procedure. http://t.co/cQp9ZRRk

Baconhenge.

Kermit probably brags to his buddies about “gettin’ Piggy wit it.”

RT @lianamaeby: “Old MacDonald had some shitty Scrabble letters, E, I, E, I, O.” (I hate myself.)

RT @LIFECOACHERS: Words can never bring you down. Unless those words are “Louisville Slugger” and they’re about to get transferred from …

#FF Follow @TheRichardLewis - it will help relieve his agita. http://t.co/qW75Wadw

RT @BoeingAirplanes: After 42-hr journey around globe, #Boeing 787 sets world record for speed & distance in its weight class: http://t. …